Funny Sign Friday
I found this sign at the Martyrs Memorial in Nanjing, Jiangsu Province.
Because in the movies, the good guy always shows mercy to the bad guy. The bad guy, well, let’s call him Grass, is given a respite. The good guy … alright, that’s you, you turn your back to Grass and start walking away into the camera. You have that “oh man, I’m bad ass enough to defeat Grass in a one-on-one battle, but I’m also wise enough to overcome my desire for revenge and walk away” moment. The audience loves it. But then, wait, what’s that in the background? The camera is focused on you, so we can only see a blurry specter rise up from the ground. It’s Grass! Look out! Grass is going to try to take advantage of you letting your guard down! But you know it’s coming. Yeah you do. Because you know how this stuff goes down. It’s in your blood.
You spin around and the final battle ensues! You and Grass become locked in an epic struggle. There’s some wire fighting, some explosions, and plenty of bullets flying. It’s intense. Finally, in the end you prevail over Grass and he is truly defeated. Once again, you show mercy and do not end his life. Because that’s how you roll.
So remember, when faced with the choice of revenge or mercy, show mercy to Grass. Because really, even if Grass tries to take advantage of that, it won’t be the end. Seriously, how much of a fight will Grass put up anyway? It’s grass for goodness sake.
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i just got the overwhelming urge to get down on my knees and do the waynes world “we’re not worthy! we’re not worthy!” to the grass
btw, say hi to my new laptop. i named it “faster pussycat.” me likey. its a toshiba.
If it were crab grass….then there would be NO MERCY!!